So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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