you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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