My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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