the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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