where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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