I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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