took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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