Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
nutella sex= disaster
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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