This is not my ceiling
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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