hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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