i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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