Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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