i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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