Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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