Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
