i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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