the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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