I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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