I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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