Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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