I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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