Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's blow job season.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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