my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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