i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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