I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i out mim tonsoeep
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