I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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