one two three fourrrrnication!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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