..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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