why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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