alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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