he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
MIDGETS
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Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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