Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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