We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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