Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it

(917): View more from New York City

the suitcase or the dildo?

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(845): View more from New York

that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...

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(303): View more from Colorado

just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals

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(810): View more from Michigan

Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.

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(315): View more from New York

I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.

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(954): View more from Florida

Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children

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(760): View more from California

Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that

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(972): View more from Texas

If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.

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