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  Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  He's a Shit stain on my heart

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• (646): View more from New York

  If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it

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  There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.

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• (212): View more from New York

  It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.

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