accomplished twins. life is a go
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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