Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
