we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
