We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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