You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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