I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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