i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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