So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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