Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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