your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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