so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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