You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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