just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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