He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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