At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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