Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish you could order shots online.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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