That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Girls should come with a carfax report
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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