we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Still dying that you shit outside
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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