The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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