i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
