i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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